Livetweeting movies; Van Helsing

It's the full moon, and time for an appropriate seasonal movie! That's right #VanHelsing! Return to Transylvania, prepare for transit beam!

What an ugly guy. I hope he doesn't get a close-up. #VanHelsing

Running from vampires defeats the mission statement of Angry Mob of Transylvanian Peasants, which involves fire & wooden stakes. #VanHelsing

His face rings a bell! #VanHelsing

Previously Monmartre was the run down unpatroled part of Paris & now it's full of gendarmes like they were handing out beignets. #VanHelsing

Do they ever have accidents with confessional booth elevators, like random visitors getting dumped in the Vatican archives? #VanHelsing

"You cannot let them slip into Purgatory" but they're Orthodox so wouldn't a 19th c. Catholic consider them there already? #VanHelsing

Transylvania, a vast land of only one village, accessible only thru snowy mountain ranges or a clear road to Bucharest. #VanHelsing

Wait so #VanHelsing fought at Masada, so theoretically he's a Jewish dude, fighting the occult for the Vatican?

Wait so vampires can't come out in sunlight but overcast with some UV radiation at 4 PM in Cluj-Napoca is just fine? #VanHelsing

As a scion of an ancient vampire-huntin' family you'd think Princess Marhime Violation would carry something silver at all times.#VanHelsing

Death by stereo. Oh sorry, wrong vampire movie! #VanHelsing

Look, if you guys avoid killing vampires then why are your nobles vampire hunters? Let's face it y'all are just into angry mobs. #VanHelsing

"Your reputation proceeds you." No it doesn't, you're the only person in Transylvania who knows who #VanHelsing is!

I feel no love nor fear! O curse this undead existence full of naught but more dots in Dominate and Potence! #VanHelsing

So wait he just showed up to American Werewolf in London TF at her? #VanHelsing #BlueMoon #AaarrghNnnnghGrrr

Give #VanHelsing one reason not to choke her? How 'bout "the Vatican sent him to make sure she didn't die before Dracula?" Uh...

So come up the the lab! And see what's on the slab! I see you shiver with antici #VanHelsing

Dude so you saved up 400 years of stillborn vampires and are just hanging them around Schloss Frankenstein? Taaaacky, Drac. #VanHelsing

Let's just wander around the town square during the full moon with a werewolf loose and while expecting vengeance bent vampires. #VanHelsing

Seriously this movie is full of people who really haven't thought things through very well. #VanHelsing

Uh exactly why do you having boiling acid in your lab, dude? I don't remember Dr. Frankenstein needing boiling acid. #VanHelsing

Let's just drink this absinthe we found in the old structurally unsafe mill, I'm sure it's not full of methanol at all!. #VanHelsing

Oh, he would have an enormous Schwanstuecker! #ObviousYoungFrankensteinQuote #VanHelsing

The moon-viewing intermission requires music from a better movie. To The Shock Of Miss Louise - By Thomas Newman: http://youtu.be/6O_NYy5vqX4

They're so "concerned" for the monster's safety that they need to chain him up where he's an obvious target & haul him to Rome. #VanHelsing

Wasn't the Frankenstein Monster was supposed to dislike fire intensely, like a carriage roof on fire a few inches above his head?#VanHelsing

I don't get why this werewolf is fanatically loyal to Dracula when he really has no reason & wasn't for about 30 minutes of #VanHelsing.

Wait how can it be a full moon in two days when it was just the full moon a day ago? Y U CAN'T LUNAR CALENDAR #VanHelsing?

Oh crap it's a giant LARP session where the filmmakers can't figure out what century they want to portray other than Generic VtM.#VanHelsing

Wait Drac you mean you were just wearing your old comfy hussar jacket under all your awesome masquerade ball clothes? #VanHelsing

I guess it was inevitable that they called the monster Frankenstein. It's not like anyone ever actually REMEMBERS "Adam." #VanHelsing

Smooth move #VanHelsing, spending a temporary Rage and having to roll to avoid Frenzy two nights before your first change. El-aaaaayme.

Duuuude. Have you ever had a dream you were so shure was TOTALLY real? Whoa, sweet mirror portal, dude. #VanHelsing

Uh, the Monster was really secure in that big block of ice and it looked awesome so why did you need to take him out? #VanHelsing

Come to think of it exactly what relevance to Mad Science is having little people cycling on your ceiling? #VanHelsing

Actually as far as I can figure out "it's for dwarves to fall into" is the only reason the lab has the big vat of boiling acid. #VanHelsing

Aww man they set all the Oompa Loompas on fire. #VanHelsing

You can seriously make a drinking game out of how frequently saying DEATH BY STEREO is appropriate in #VanHelsing.

"Don't you understand? We could be friends! Partners! Brothers in arms!" WE COULD HAVE WEREWOLF ON VAMPIRE FROTTAGE! #VanHelsing

I'm an unstoppable murderous tower of fur, fangs and muscle UNTIL THE MOON GOES BEHIND A CLOUD really not a useful power there, #VanHelsing.

DEATH BY ST... oh, forget about it. #VanHelsing

She stabbed werewolf #VanHelsing right in the perfect six pack abs! And then he fatally sat on her by accident.

Cured of his lycanthropy, #VanHelsing stays in crinos form long enough to get one last horror movie trope in.

Then all of the dead Jedi appear in the clouds as #VanHelsing walks away from the burning pyre. I may have seen this trope before. Yub-yub!