Tweets; Dune, storms, GoT, The Thing, and "The Horror in the Museum"

"We test naivite," the Reverend Mother said. "Most humans, when asked to stick their hand in a box, will." "Really?" asked Paul.

"Yes, really. Also did you know 'gullible' isn't in the dictionary?"As Paul moved to check the dictionary, he felt a pinprick at his throat.

I don't get why they call it a "cli-torus" when it's not toroid at all.

Death Guard! It's like Right Guard, only with Papa Nurgle.

Propose all future hurricanes be named by death metal bands to ensure they are taken seriously. Eg;

"Hurricane KHAZGHUL EATER OF VISCERA is headed towards the coast of Florida. All residents are advised to take shelter."

GoT's TV series is rapidly catching up to the end of the books. Propose Dragonball Z solution; everyone poses & yells at each other a while.

Since it was an HBO series they were gonna pose and yell at each other anyway and has the advantage of more time spent on awesome costumes.

When did my favorite Marvel superhero become "a wizard who crosses planes of existence to fight demons using rhyming couplets"?

... by comparison to earlier, when my fave Marvel hero was a stogie-smoking Jewish earth elemental who punched foes from other dimensions.

"Shewn" is pretty much the most H.P. Lovecraft word ever.

Surprisingly here, HPL has white residents for this weird unhealthy neighborhood. But the assistant's a brown dude, he's being consistent.

What I worry is that I'll make some sort of tasteless joke about HPL being an egregious racist, and it'll be taken as me being racist.

This story is like playing HP Lovecraft bingo. Use of words like SHEW and ESQUIMAU? Check. Evil Black dude? Check. Weird statuary? Check.

yo dog i heard you like 3 eyed proboscideans dug up in Alaska so I got you a 3 eyed proboscidean so you can YOG SOTHOTH 5 DIMENSIONAL SOLIDS

Oh gee, the old "well I poured MOLTEN WAX OVER LIVING DUDES to make these waxworks" horror trope. It's gotta be centuries old at this point.

He basically says "bro you couldn't even cope with my awesome Dimensional Shambler fursuit." DIMENSIONAL SHAMBLASONA

This story ends with ZOMG THE WAXWORK OF RHAN TEGOTH EATING ROGERS IS ACTUALLY THE REAL RHAN TEGOTH AND REAL ROGERS COATED WITH WAX...

And so the hero has to faint. In front of the evil Black dude. Seriously, it's like HPL writing bad Lovecraft fanfic.

"Fully ten feet high despite a shambling, crouching attitude expressive of infinite cosmic malignancy..."

"a monstrosity of unbelievable horror was shewn starting forward from a Cyclopean ivory throne covered with grotesque carvings."

I think I'm laughing hard enough to lose d4 SAN.