Desolation of Smaug

Remember how I compared the first Hobbit movie to a batch of Vampire LARPers deciding to play D&D so that there's a lot more DRAMA!!1!?

Pocket review of Desolation of Smaug; Vampire LARPers play D&D only with MOAR DRAMA, their DM does awesome with maps and descriptions, and they are joined by a veteran D&D powergamer. ( Spoilers below. Includes profanity and potentially unnecessary Legolas-hatred. )