Livetweeting movies; Spider Man 2
Dec. 16th, 2013 07:44 pmIt's time for tea and a movie until today's phone interview. Today, it's The Sequel Every Geek Was Waiting For. That's right, Spider Man 2!
SPIDER BONGOS. For that retro 60s flava! #DannyElfman #Spidey2
Our story begins with Peter Parker demonstrating how he won 2004's Frodo award for slightly sad wide-eyed facial expressions. #Spidey2
Wait. You're telling me an actual New Yorker has enough trust to eat random pizza which shows up on their 30th story balcony? #Spidey2
"Crap. Engineering didn't work out. Physics didn't work out. Biologists don't become supercriminals do they?" #Spidey2
A birthday party which doubles as a massive guilt trip. Might not be all New Yorkers, but sure sounds like my family. #Spidey2
Seriously every time Tobey McGuire does the Sad Frodo expression it's hard not to shout "You have my sword" "AND MY AXE". #Spidey2
Expecting me to believe someone would park a giant nuclear accelerator right by NYC? Just ask the folks at BNL. #Spidey2
Nobody makes it on the first jump! C'mon Petey there is no spoon! There is only Zuul! #Spidey2
This is kinda like if The New Yorker did Spider Man comics. Lots of New Yorkers in uncomfy situations, no super-fights yet. #Spidey2
Wait a safe renewable energy source powered by fusion? er don't most people usually just call it the sun? #Spidey2
Expecting one person to be a theoretical physicist AND engineer AND programmer really sets you up to fail. Maybe that's intentional here?
The power of the sun in the palm of my hand! Much more sciencey than putting solar panels all over NYC! #Spidey2
Anyway back to our movie New Yorkers Being Uncomfortable at Each Other. If this gets more awkward Woody Allen will get a cameo.
I guess smoking a big stogie is okay clean room conditions if you're working in a decrepit warehouse over the East River anyway. #Spidey2
Now they're in a coffeeshop to talk about their relationship if one of them starts reading The Village Voice I am turning this OFF. #Spidey2
Man, doesn't the El actually make any stops or does it just transport plot through NYC? #Spidey2
Meanwhile back at stately Stark-Wayne Manor... #Spidey2
Wow, if it weren't for Spidey, MJ would have been sucked through the portal and hit the crystalline prison holding the Ogdru Jahad! #Spidey2
Doc Ock's only solution is to submerge this incredibly toxic OSHA hazard material in the East River. I mean who's gonna notice? #Spidey2
"Perhaps not. What is Mr. Scott's condition?" "Well I don't think that he UNGH." "Forgive me Doctor... remember." #NotSpidey2 #MovieQuotes
I have been, and always will be, your friend. And now all those... memories... will be lost. Like tears in the rain. #AlsoNotSpidey2
ALL BEINGS WILL REJOICE ON PAIN OF DEATH. #AlsoAlsoNotSpidey2
Wait, she's always been right at his rear door? I think that's a different movie. Kinda sweet though. #Spidey2
SPIDER BONGOS. For that retro 60s flava! #DannyElfman #Spidey2
Our story begins with Peter Parker demonstrating how he won 2004's Frodo award for slightly sad wide-eyed facial expressions. #Spidey2
Wait. You're telling me an actual New Yorker has enough trust to eat random pizza which shows up on their 30th story balcony? #Spidey2
"Crap. Engineering didn't work out. Physics didn't work out. Biologists don't become supercriminals do they?" #Spidey2
A birthday party which doubles as a massive guilt trip. Might not be all New Yorkers, but sure sounds like my family. #Spidey2
Seriously every time Tobey McGuire does the Sad Frodo expression it's hard not to shout "You have my sword" "AND MY AXE". #Spidey2
Expecting me to believe someone would park a giant nuclear accelerator right by NYC? Just ask the folks at BNL. #Spidey2
Nobody makes it on the first jump! C'mon Petey there is no spoon! There is only Zuul! #Spidey2
This is kinda like if The New Yorker did Spider Man comics. Lots of New Yorkers in uncomfy situations, no super-fights yet. #Spidey2
Wait a safe renewable energy source powered by fusion? er don't most people usually just call it the sun? #Spidey2
Expecting one person to be a theoretical physicist AND engineer AND programmer really sets you up to fail. Maybe that's intentional here?
The power of the sun in the palm of my hand! Much more sciencey than putting solar panels all over NYC! #Spidey2
Anyway back to our movie New Yorkers Being Uncomfortable at Each Other. If this gets more awkward Woody Allen will get a cameo.
I guess smoking a big stogie is okay clean room conditions if you're working in a decrepit warehouse over the East River anyway. #Spidey2
Now they're in a coffeeshop to talk about their relationship if one of them starts reading The Village Voice I am turning this OFF. #Spidey2
Man, doesn't the El actually make any stops or does it just transport plot through NYC? #Spidey2
Meanwhile back at stately Stark-Wayne Manor... #Spidey2
Wow, if it weren't for Spidey, MJ would have been sucked through the portal and hit the crystalline prison holding the Ogdru Jahad! #Spidey2
Doc Ock's only solution is to submerge this incredibly toxic OSHA hazard material in the East River. I mean who's gonna notice? #Spidey2
"Perhaps not. What is Mr. Scott's condition?" "Well I don't think that he UNGH." "Forgive me Doctor... remember." #NotSpidey2 #MovieQuotes
I have been, and always will be, your friend. And now all those... memories... will be lost. Like tears in the rain. #AlsoNotSpidey2
ALL BEINGS WILL REJOICE ON PAIN OF DEATH. #AlsoAlsoNotSpidey2
Wait, she's always been right at his rear door? I think that's a different movie. Kinda sweet though. #Spidey2