Livetweeting movies; Danger Diabolik

Movie sign! Get some strong coffee and pull up a stylish chair, tonight it's 1968's #DangerDiabolik - I mean, Adam Yauch liked it, right?

You could show #DangerDiabolik to your kids if you wanted them to grow up to be industrial designers. More functional and stylish than Bond.

So design-conscious, even the gas comes in carefully complimentary secondary colors. #DangerDiabolik

The Shirley-Bassey-esque overwrought theme tune (Ennio Morricone!) is a nice distraction from the nausea-inducing credits. #DangerDiabolsick

A post-heist, heavy makeout session in a Porsche, on a revolving elevator, going to the garage in the secret lair. Wow. #DangerDiabolik

This lair was owned by a guy with a nehru jacket and a cat until MI-6 blew up his Caribbean volcano and he had to file Chapter 11. #Diabolik

Oh wow, they're going to try laundering those bills after having a huge moneyfuck in it. Bet some of 'em stick together. #DangerDiabolik

Holy crap the bed is larger than most apartments I've rented AND rotates around a media player column. #DangerDiabolik

The Italian government has re-enstated the death penalty! 'Cause firing machine guns from helicopters obviously doesn't count. #Diabolik

They just spent 5 minutes setting up 2 seconds of police raid as an excuse to show this awesomely stylish nightclub. #DangerDiabolik

Whoa her dress is *entirely made of grommets*. #DangerDiabolik

It's our new Tothometer! It can change any verbal description into an Alex Toth character design! #DangerDiabolik

Wow. He's swapped his black #Diabolik suit for a white #Diabolik suit as camouflage.

Driving the Tuesday black sportscar while wearing Tuesday's black turtleneck. #DangerDiabolik

Collapsable mirror screens were a stock option back when sportscars catered to the International Catsuited Jewel Thief demographic.#Diabolik

Did Valmont get that phone because it matched his girlfriend's dress or was it the other way 'round? #DangerDiabolik

Holy deus ex machina, all 11 emeralds were the same calibre as an SMG & somehow fitting them with a charge wasn't an issue. #DangerDiabolik

Not to mention nobody noticed the *settings* for the emeralds after #Diabolik pulled 'em out to shoot Valmont. Wow. Special.

After all that effort to get the emeralds #Diabolik basically dumped 'em at the bottom of the indoor pool? Well ok. It ain't MY secret lair.

Wow actually the [spoiler redacted] in Desolation of Smaug is NOT the least plausible thing I've seen in a movie this week. #DangerDiabolik

I should not spoiler #DangerDiabolik more but that loud TWANG you just heard was my suspension of disbelief snapping.

Okay out of all the plot twists #DangerDiabolik could have, scuba-diving from a midget submarine is the most predictable.

Okay #DangerDiabolik's soundtrack just got more obviously Ennio Morricone. #WahWahWah

Taking his shirt off was very important for #DangerDiabolik to use the welding equipment.

#Diabolik's alarm is a pipe organ. This supports my contention that he got the secret underground lair secondhand from a different villain.

Beastie Boys - Body Movin': http://youtu.be/uvRBUw_Ls2o via @youtube Because it's really the only appropriate follow up to #DangerDiabolik