Liveblogging movies; Master of the Flying Guillotine

Let's start shall we? QING DYNASTY CHINA. TUESDAY. ABOUT TEA TIME. #FlyingGuillotine

Uhh how is impersonating a monk in desolate mountains gonna help you find anyone let alone supporters of the Ming dynasty? #FlyingGuillotine

Sifu Chung Feng, years ago you fought with my father in the Clone Wars. Now he begs you to return in our hour of greatest need. #FlyingG

Wow, I see the Flying Guillotine is a one-size-fits-all hat. Look what it does to this stone bust! And it'll still dice a chicken! #FlyingG

STARRING JIMMY WANG YU! Jimmy Wang Yu, and I don't care! #FlyingGuillotine

Yeah yeah yeah patience how long will that take? #FlyingGuillotine #EdGruberman

8 Lucky Monkey Technique! It's just a jump to the left & then a step to the right. Put your hands on your hips & pull your knees in tight.

I AM A BUDDHIST MONK SEE I HAVE THIS HUGE ROSARY AND WEAR A HUGE MANJI ON MY KESA I AM NOT A KILLER MARTIAL ARTIST AT ALL #FlyingGtine

8 Auspicious Pantsing Technique! Guaranteed to stop assailants wearing whitey-tighteys. #FlyingGuillotine

Sitar stings indicate Something Yoga Is Going to Happen! We've never even MET Indian dudes! FIVE PEPPER VINDALOO TECHNIQUE! #FlyingGtine

Dude, your monk disguise would be more convincing if you didn't kill people and then immediately declare you were seeking vengeance. #FGtine

Oh noes the Indian guy is soooo evil he destroyed the Guan Yu painting... ... also dude your monk disguise is not fooling anyone. #FlyingG

Muay Thai artists can't resist this awesome Thai Call I bought at Archie McPhee! (Yes, I know this film is pretty racist, why?) #FGtine

No muay thai can defeat skilled gong fu... AND a booby trapped space, AND 30 guys with spears! #FlyingGuillotine

And so truth, justice, and heavily booby trapping wherever you fight prevail in the end! #FlyingGuillotine