misc

• Kind of reverse engineering "Misirlou," I'm now listening to Dick Dale's classic "Let's Go Tripping," and imagining it covered as a traditional Greek folk tune.
  
  
• At the dinner party the other night, I described a "Rush Job" as "sexual favors while listening to libertarian Canadian rock."
  
  
• 17th century sex manual. Not work safe, unless you work as a musketeer or a coachman.
  
  
  Supposing that you are atte watching a Play of Boyes
  And it be of time for the Gentle Players that they might an Or-Gasme take
  When of a sudden; Whamme! A most dredfulle noise Prevails upon the senses
  And belike Destroyes for you then that fweet Orgassme.
  S'wounds, there it goes again! that most dredfulle Interfearrance that wreakes yr Orgasmme 'pon the Play-Boy Channel.
  Six tymes have you the Company of Players addreffed, and yet each tyme of a Technickalitie the fource of this Problem can they neither find nor folve;
  Thus they are discharged by you, like to emptying a Jakes.
  Whamme!
  That found hath more Import than thou;
  That found hath but more Import than thine Existence entire
  And the Org-Asme will it destroy upon the Play-Boye Channel.