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Oct. 10th, 2013 09:23 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
brushwolfOK, I accepted calling Star Wars "A New Hope." But NO. Raiders of the Lost Ark is just that. There's no "Indiana Jones and the" in it. #old
THRILLS! as Indy uses survey to pinpoint his site. ADVENTURE! as Indy plots out a trench. EXCITEMENT! as Indy analyzes pitting at epiphyses!
Close shot of Harrison Ford's face, warm underlighting, as John Williams' stirring "Pitting from Smallpox not Anemia" theme plays.
THIS SUMMER in his triumphant return - INDIANA JONES AND THE HURRIED EXCAVATION OF A ROMAN GARRISON UNDER ANOTHER LANE FOR A635!
I would SO watch an Indiana Jones movie mixing Beowulf mythology and the excavation of Mound 1 at Sutton Hoo. Includes; Indy meets Tolkien!
THRILLS! as Indy uses survey to pinpoint his site. ADVENTURE! as Indy plots out a trench. EXCITEMENT! as Indy analyzes pitting at epiphyses!
Close shot of Harrison Ford's face, warm underlighting, as John Williams' stirring "Pitting from Smallpox not Anemia" theme plays.
THIS SUMMER in his triumphant return - INDIANA JONES AND THE HURRIED EXCAVATION OF A ROMAN GARRISON UNDER ANOTHER LANE FOR A635!
I would SO watch an Indiana Jones movie mixing Beowulf mythology and the excavation of Mound 1 at Sutton Hoo. Includes; Indy meets Tolkien!