The Crazy Cover Letters of Arthur Brown
Aug. 29th, 2013 11:25 amDear Hiring Manager;
I'm an experienced office professional who's worked in a variety of industries, from aerospace manufacturing to nonprofit agencies. I hope to bring fire to your team as the new god of Hellfire! Some of the skills and experience which I can contribute include;
I'm an experienced office professional who's worked in a variety of industries, from aerospace manufacturing to nonprofit agencies. I hope to bring fire to your team as the new god of Hellfire! Some of the skills and experience which I can contribute include;
- taking a team of 4-6 sales employees to learn
- following up with effective, on-site presentations on how to burn
- jogging in place while wearing a lot of body paint
- vlookups, hlookups, pivot tables and other advanced Excel functions