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[brushwolf]

http://jezebel.com/but-where-is-the-loki-buttplug-1100266393

• You'd figure that a more appropriate Thor toy would be hemispherical nipple clamps.
  
  
• That's really single function for Iron Man. You'd figure an Iron Man sex toy would have an additional buttplug extension and a clit stimulator both tucked neatly within the shell of the main vibrator while not in use.
  
  
• "BIG AND GREEN! THAT'S MY SECRET, CAP, I'M CRAMPED UP ALL THE TIME!"