Can I Tweet MORE BEASTMASTER?
May. 17th, 2013 09:59 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
brushwolfSkipping to 1996. Clinton is President, there's only one disappointing Star Wars film, and Beastmaster III The Eye of Braxus is on TV. Hmmm!
We start with a bad guy getting younger by operating the TARDIS so right away we know we're in for a great ride. #BeastmasterIII #AnotherBM
and somewhere in there he got another ferret & a different cat & swapped swords it's like he's a completely different person. #BmastahIII
Only 6 minutes in and they've already swiped a line pretty much from Robocop. #BeatMasterIII
In the many years that transpired the brunette prince gained beautifully feathered blond hair & the big dude grew back his hair. #BMIII
Accept this heartfelt tribute of a Mechagodzilla action figure. #BeetmasterIII
Take this, the McGuffin of the ancients previously never mentioned in these movies. Keep it somewhere secret like between your pecs.#BLMIII
#Beastmaster was incredibly 80s, #BMIII is very Kevin Sorbo era fantasy. I'm pretty sure a 2013 BM would feature lots of CGI and explosions.
"I roll 30 to detect traps." "The strange beacon is trapped." "Cool. What happens if I hit it with a sword?" #BeastmaserIII
Leathermen with hopilite helmets and the Robe of Gustav Klimt are kind of a step down from undead luchadores to be honest. #BeastmasterIII
Lord Tal may not be telling us all he knows. It's time we demonstrate the full power of this battle station. Set course for Alderaan. #BMIII
"I thought the #Beastmaster didn't involve himself with the affairs of men." "Ya but I need 700 XP to level up so I hope they're hostile."
WHAT THE F*** HE'S USING THE CAT AS A CHICK MAGNET AGAIN WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM DUDE? #BeastmasterIII
"Listen.""What is it?""A drum circle. 'Tis the Hackey Sackers of Santakrooz. It is said that those who behold them get The Munchies." #BMIII
"Tell them we mean no harm.""The only words I know are 'how does one get to the train station' and 'Does anyone speak Frost Giant?" #BMIII
The lion has been captured by wild Hackey Sackers from the Santakrooz Mountains, who plan to eat him with peanut butter and kool whip.#BMIII
And then Braxus himself appeared and http://youtu.be/bojx9BDpJks was the only thing that came to mind. #BeastmasterIII
My response to the cheesy draco-turtle-demon costume isn't "wow that's cheesy" but "awesome costume, I'd love to see it at a con." #BMIII
We start with a bad guy getting younger by operating the TARDIS so right away we know we're in for a great ride. #BeastmasterIII #AnotherBM
and somewhere in there he got another ferret & a different cat & swapped swords it's like he's a completely different person. #BmastahIII
Only 6 minutes in and they've already swiped a line pretty much from Robocop. #BeatMasterIII
In the many years that transpired the brunette prince gained beautifully feathered blond hair & the big dude grew back his hair. #BMIII
Accept this heartfelt tribute of a Mechagodzilla action figure. #BeetmasterIII
Take this, the McGuffin of the ancients previously never mentioned in these movies. Keep it somewhere secret like between your pecs.#BLMIII
#Beastmaster was incredibly 80s, #BMIII is very Kevin Sorbo era fantasy. I'm pretty sure a 2013 BM would feature lots of CGI and explosions.
"I roll 30 to detect traps." "The strange beacon is trapped." "Cool. What happens if I hit it with a sword?" #BeastmaserIII
Leathermen with hopilite helmets and the Robe of Gustav Klimt are kind of a step down from undead luchadores to be honest. #BeastmasterIII
Lord Tal may not be telling us all he knows. It's time we demonstrate the full power of this battle station. Set course for Alderaan. #BMIII
"I thought the #Beastmaster didn't involve himself with the affairs of men." "Ya but I need 700 XP to level up so I hope they're hostile."
WHAT THE F*** HE'S USING THE CAT AS A CHICK MAGNET AGAIN WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM DUDE? #BeastmasterIII
"Listen.""What is it?""A drum circle. 'Tis the Hackey Sackers of Santakrooz. It is said that those who behold them get The Munchies." #BMIII
"Tell them we mean no harm.""The only words I know are 'how does one get to the train station' and 'Does anyone speak Frost Giant?" #BMIII
The lion has been captured by wild Hackey Sackers from the Santakrooz Mountains, who plan to eat him with peanut butter and kool whip.#BMIII
And then Braxus himself appeared and http://youtu.be/bojx9BDpJks was the only thing that came to mind. #BeastmasterIII
My response to the cheesy draco-turtle-demon costume isn't "wow that's cheesy" but "awesome costume, I'd love to see it at a con." #BMIII