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#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly This kid processes his father issues by tripping balls out in the desert while hanging with Shi'ite fundamentalists.

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Sir Alec Guiness stars as an Army colonel who collaborates with the Japanese because that's simply more British.

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Welshmen defend an outpost in someone else's land despite not wanting to be there. Features Michael Caine as a toff.

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Basically imagine if The Muppet Show were two hours worth of jokes about poo, AIDS, drug use and fat women.

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly The Beatles travel through mystical worlds. John and Paul are complete jerks while George doesn't do that much.

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Ricardo Montalban and William Shatner have an over-acting competition for the prize of being able to reshape worlds.

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly An alien tries to bring about world peace, and doesn't succeed, but at least there's an AWESOME robot who zaps stuff.

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly The Enterprise crew reunites, hangs out with this hot bald chick and discovers an early example of cloud computing.

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Everyone in NYC is adversely affected by rampant gentrification but at least werewolves can bite heads off.

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Although this is theoretically about how the Lakota have a right to their own land, both protagonists are white.

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Scotland is gray and depressing and doing heroin does not help with that, but at least it explains a heist film.

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Peter Parker gains super-angst when he's bitten by a radioactive spider instead of needing benedryl like most people.

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Being crushed by a falling jet engine is preferable to having to be a depressed, bullied teenager during the 1980s.

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly BRIAN BLESSED TEAMS UP WITH RIFF RAFF, JAMES BOND AND TEVYE TO SAVE THE GALAXY FROM ANTONIOUS BLOCK.