Recent Twitter; musical!

Does she dare eat a peach bam ba lam
An' she walks 'long the beach bam ba lam
Seen mermaids sing each to each
Whoa Black Betty bam ba lam

Th' time is out of joint, o cursed spite
That ever Ah was born to set it right
Whoa, Black Betty, bam ba lam. #NotActualLyrics

An' in a startled voice he says to what's before his eyes
Oh lad Ah don't know where yew been, but Ah see you won first prize...

Yippie-ca-yay, yippie ca-yenne, GHOST RAHDERS IN TH SKAH.

Okay, I nominate "U R so FUCKED! So fucking fucked, yeah yeah yeah yeah" as song lyrics I least want to hear while doing aptitude tests.

Do you like our owl, bam ba lam
It's artificial, 'course, bam ba lam
Whoa Black Betty, bam ba lam.

Montjoie!

I just used the phrase "surely Ss. Denis and Martin-de-Tours were with me that day!" as part of a gaming story.