more Tweets. METAL!

Oh MAN finally there's a song about Yeenoghu, the Beast of Butchery, Demon Lord of Gnolls, and it succcks.

Yeenoghu is so awesome that even Wayne Reynolds wouldn't do a good painting. Nope, Yeenoghu is so SKULLMETALFLAILDEATH he needs Abrar Ajmal.

@[other user commenting on D&D deities] Blibdoolpoolp is what happens when your night off from RPG design is Red Lobster's $8 "Shrimptacular" & a stack of 80s Playboys.

I mean I WAS thinking that I really wanted to go to a con or a rave but I'm now thinking what I'm seriously jonesing for is D&D.

All-Get-of-Fenris game; you get METAL points for actions like wrapping your axe in chains, wearing a Wyrm beast's skull as a pauldron etc...

The Get are manifestations of Awesome, channeling the power of Gaia's detention. In homid form most Get are scrawny 16 year old males.

Okay officially Icelandic is more Metal than Swedish. Examples; Snowstorm - stórhríð compare to snöstorm Enemy - Óvinurinn compare to fiende

Like "Death's Blade" is "blað dauða er" in Icelandic. Swedish? Dödens klinga. DÖDENS KLINGA. That sounds like a nice white pine dresser.

I mean who the Niflheim goes into battle brandishing a stackable bright yellow Dödens-klinga? Okay, yeah, beserkirs, but you get the idea.