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#DescribeAGameInOneTweet In a magical world where anything is possible, you kill people and take their stuff b/c you're "good aligned."

#DescribeAGameInOneTweet Vampires! Rulers of the eternal night, which you spend politicking and terrified that someone will kill you.

#DescribeAGameInOneTweet Hoo boy. You have no idea how screwed humanity is. You really don't want to know. Ever heer tell uv a SHOGGOTH?

#DescribeAGameInOneTweet Both yet neither man or wolf, heirs to Jungian myth, the Garou mostly spend their time on cathartic violence.

#DescribeAGameInOneTweet You are fighting for your species' survival, which is odd as it's really not worth much at this point. #WH40K

#DescribeAGameInOneTweet Play futuristic armies like; Religious Genocidal Fanatics! Lager Louts! Drooling Giger Beasts! Different Fanatics!

#DescribeAGameInOneTweet Hey kids! Let's tell Holocaust and felching jokes for three hours in the context of a card game!

#DescribeAGameInOneTweet What's more awesome to a teenager than owning their own car? Owning a car with ROCKET LAUNCHERS, that's what.

#DescribeAGameInOneTweet Simulate medieval wolf folk helping mecha to punch vampiric dinosaur amazons, using unbalanced rules in 30+ books.