Live tweeting the movies; Dragonlance

Oh yeah the Dragons of Autumn Twilight movie. Coupled with discovering an online archive of old Dragon magazine, I can seriously nerd out.

So far a dragonlance has appeared from nowhere and whacked a red dragon not doing anything more malevolent than flying around. #DragonLance

So the Inn of the Last Home isn't open yet and Fizzbin insists on loitering at the place anyway. Dick move, Paladine. #Dragonlance

Long ago, in a distant land, Takhisis, the Queen of Darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil. #Dragonlance

But a foolish OA samurai wielding a randomly generated heirloom sword stepped forth to oppose her. #Dragonlance

Y'know if I were an avatar I'd probably want to tell a bored retail worker a funnier and bawdier story than How the Gods Abandoned Ansalon.

Is it canon that Verminaard and Khisianth were getting it on, is that the #Dragonlance movie implication, or is it just wishful thinking?

Flint and Tanis, MANLY BEARD BROTHERS! Nothing Gay here! #Dragonlance

Wow, that's an enormous lugey. Apparently that goblin had at least 2 non weaponproficiency slots in spitting. #Dragonlance

Tika demonstrates that she has more ASSets for this job than just just her doublet-D breasts. That was slightly blatant... #Dragonlance

Aww man skip ahead in the Huma story to the good bits with the dragon sex. #Dragonlance

Krynn's Native American analog are godless and bad and the good one is blond and light skinned. Nice one, Mormon authors. #Dragonlance

I forget just how much the portrayal of Goldmoon puts me in touch with my inner Sherman Alexie.

This #Dragonlance fight has noises which sound like someone's generic battle recording rather than like 8 PCs fighting some Kapaks.

Oh right and the truth about the gods is on some GOLDEN PLA... I mean, disks. In Xak Tsaroth. Subtle, authors. Real subtle. #Dragonlance

Then the magical unicorn summons pegasi to take the PCs to Xak Tsaroth. Any moment now Sea Ponies are gonna show up and sing. #Dragonlance

and to guide them around Xak Tsaroth they cast charm on the Shadout Mapes. The housssseeeekeeper. #Dragonlance

Oh geez dudes you're gonna argue about your character backstories loudly right in front of a currently-sleeping dragon? #Dragonlance

Oh no, Solace has fallen! Chaos. War. Death. And worst of all from Caramon's perspective, no more cleavage and spiced potatoes. #Dragonlance

And there among the elves, Caramon finds the potatoes he seeks. I'm not making this up. #Dragonlance

The Elf Lord gives the PCs a mission only tenuously related to their goals, which he can't have anyone else do, & an NPC guide. #Dragonlance

Luckily whining "but you're SUPPOSED to go to Pax Tharkas it's mapped and everything" convinces #Dragonlance's PCs to undertake the quest.

We interrupt #Dragonlance to bring you appropriate noises for this part of um, the whole campaign actually. http://youtu.be/LPy0BXHp7fA

WOW SUCH DISGUISES. Oh man. Someone in the party must've sunk at least *2* points in Disguise skill. #Dragonlance

Yet again Tanis whines, Fizbin gives a Yoda like speech about doubt and failure, and #Dragonlance is so bad as to be unwatchable.

And now in #Dragonlance... having your awesome-level NPCs duke it out while the PCs get to watch! Chugga chugga chugga CHOO CHOOOOOOOO!

The evil cleric intones; "TAKHISIS! I CALL UPON THY MYSTIC, SCANTILY CLAD LARRY ELMORE HAIR HOTNESS TO STRIKE THIS INTERLOPER!" #Dragonlance

Yesss, Tanissss. I can feel your anger. Call upon the Dark Side, strike down Verminaard and become a Dragon highlord! #Dragonlance

He sprang towards the foe, bellowing "By AARP, I am STILL RELEVANT! I'm NOT OLD! Early bird specials for the early bird throne!"#Dragonlance

Ugh. In REAL D&D evil clerics don't worry their gods have abandoned them. They look forward to coming back as fiends or undead. #Dragonlance

He LITERALLY JUST SAID "Naw Raist I'm not at all broke up about Laurana hey you think Kitiara likes whiny half elf dudes?" #Dragonlance

OMG that's why Riverwind sounded badass in #Dragonlance, same voice actor as Samurai Jack!