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Mar. 23rd, 2014 10:00 pmYep, it's time for tonight's picture, "The Muppet Magic Crotch Movie!" Otherwise known as #Labyrinth!
"Do you like our OWL?" "It's artificial?" "Of course it is." "Must be expensive." "VERY. I'm Rachel." #Labyrinth
She dreams of a place different from this idyllic, well off community, a place where sometimes people have melanin in their skin. #Labyrinth
Those shoulderpads indicate that either this movie was made around '86 or possibly that she's a member of the Adeptes Astartes. #Labyrinth
Well, that isn't Elric, so I guess I can't ask if that's Stormbringer in his scabbard or if he's just excited to see her. #Labyrinth
Far away to the Goblin Castle beyond the Roger Dean album cover! #Yes #Labyrinth
The door? What door? THE DOOR WITH THE POWER what power? #Labyrinth
She doesn't ask what made the slime, try to kill the eye moss, or climb the walls to walk across the top, so not a typical PC. #Labyrinth
uh dude why does that random 1 HD goblin remind you of the babe when the babe is actually 10' away from you to your left? #Labyrinth
JUMP MAGIC JUMP PUT THAT MAGIC JUMP ON ME SLAP THAT BABY, MAKE HIM PEE #Labyrinth
One door leads to a 10' square which teleports you 200' above the goblin city & the other leads to DA DA DA DA sex change! #Gygax #Labyrinth
WHY does she choose down when she's encountered the trap so there's theoretically less chance of certain doom? So not a PC. #Labyrinth
"Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?" ... "You don't even know what an oubliette is!" "It's a very small napkin!" #Labyrinth
In all seriousness the dungeon crawl with the "false alarms" and the Cleaners was my favorite part of #Labyrinth in 198... um 2014 actually.
"How do you get to Shell Beach?" #JenniferConnolly #Labyrinth
LUDO WANT TO BE ALONE. BUT PUNY GOBLINS NEVER LISTEN, NEVER LEAVE ALONE. SO ONCE AGAIN LUDO SMASH! #Labyrinth
Oh no explosive decompression in the hallucinatory masquerade ball! #Labyrinth
The gates of Imryrr the Dreaming City wherein Elric stays hopped up on serious black lotus thru milspec fantasy orgies! No, wait. #Labyrinth
So all this time the Goblin King had the library from The Name of the Rose and he only used it to stage musical numbers? #Labyrinth
Apparently "needed you" translates to OH YEAH LET'S HAVE A GIANT FEY RAVE IN YOUR BEDROOM I BROUGHT SOME INFECTED MUSHROOM #Labyrinth
"Do you like our OWL?" "It's artificial?" "Of course it is." "Must be expensive." "VERY. I'm Rachel." #Labyrinth
She dreams of a place different from this idyllic, well off community, a place where sometimes people have melanin in their skin. #Labyrinth
Those shoulderpads indicate that either this movie was made around '86 or possibly that she's a member of the Adeptes Astartes. #Labyrinth
Well, that isn't Elric, so I guess I can't ask if that's Stormbringer in his scabbard or if he's just excited to see her. #Labyrinth
Far away to the Goblin Castle beyond the Roger Dean album cover! #Yes #Labyrinth
The door? What door? THE DOOR WITH THE POWER what power? #Labyrinth
She doesn't ask what made the slime, try to kill the eye moss, or climb the walls to walk across the top, so not a typical PC. #Labyrinth
uh dude why does that random 1 HD goblin remind you of the babe when the babe is actually 10' away from you to your left? #Labyrinth
JUMP MAGIC JUMP PUT THAT MAGIC JUMP ON ME SLAP THAT BABY, MAKE HIM PEE #Labyrinth
One door leads to a 10' square which teleports you 200' above the goblin city & the other leads to DA DA DA DA sex change! #Gygax #Labyrinth
WHY does she choose down when she's encountered the trap so there's theoretically less chance of certain doom? So not a PC. #Labyrinth
"Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?" ... "You don't even know what an oubliette is!" "It's a very small napkin!" #Labyrinth
In all seriousness the dungeon crawl with the "false alarms" and the Cleaners was my favorite part of #Labyrinth in 198... um 2014 actually.
"How do you get to Shell Beach?" #JenniferConnolly #Labyrinth
LUDO WANT TO BE ALONE. BUT PUNY GOBLINS NEVER LISTEN, NEVER LEAVE ALONE. SO ONCE AGAIN LUDO SMASH! #Labyrinth
Oh no explosive decompression in the hallucinatory masquerade ball! #Labyrinth
The gates of Imryrr the Dreaming City wherein Elric stays hopped up on serious black lotus thru milspec fantasy orgies! No, wait. #Labyrinth
So all this time the Goblin King had the library from The Name of the Rose and he only used it to stage musical numbers? #Labyrinth
Apparently "needed you" translates to OH YEAH LET'S HAVE A GIANT FEY RAVE IN YOUR BEDROOM I BROUGHT SOME INFECTED MUSHROOM #Labyrinth