Live tweeting the movies; Dune!
Feb. 28th, 2014 11:44 pmThe beginning is a very delicate time. Know then that it is Friday night, I have Bass Ale, and I'm gonna watch #Dune.
The Spacing Guild uses the spice gas to transport their VW Microbuses through space without moving. Whoa. #Dune
THIS WAS NOT CALLED EXECUTION. IT WAS CALLED RETIREM... oh, sorry wrong 80s movie. #Dune
Wow, using telepathy to spy on a telepath! Real effective dude. #Dune
The Duke is becoming more powerful. If news of this gets out it could generate sympathy for the Rebellion in the Senate! #WrongMovie #Dune
They grab the bong & having eaten all the chicken wings in the Emperor's fridge, they leave. 'Least they vacuumed the floor this time. #Dune
Mood's a thing for cattle and lovemaking! NUMBER ONE MAKE IT SO! #Dune
Remember the first step to avoiding a trap is to walk straight into it! #Dune
And mah fav'rite, the flamethrower. #WrongMovie #Dune
G'bye supposedly really significant character we only see for five minutes all told! #Dune #DuncanIdaho
Oh yeah and this is the point where Paul is sleepwalking which means he avoids the big jet engine which falls through the roof. #Dune
Is this to be an empathy test? Capillary dilation, fluctuation of the pupil, the so called blush response? #Dune
It's pretty obvious this is the part of being a Reverend Mother that Rev. Gaius Helen Mohiam enjoys most.
"There is a place terrifying to us, to women." Oh! You mean those urinals which are just a big metal trough with no privacy. #Dune
Piter de Vries chugging the Juice of Sapphu had a completely different context before 5 hour energy drinks became popular. #Dune
Feyd. Rabban. Go quietly. I am speaking slowly to you. I'm talking down to you. Condescending to you. Because I think you are stupid. #Dune
... and then Rabban drinks a gerbil, and the Baron has a manic upswing while visiting the evil dermatologist. #Dune
Gee dude, mashing your face up against the poorly shielded pipe almost certainly full of carcinogens is sure gonna help with your acne.#Dune
Aww man they left Seattle, bummer dude. Where're they gonna get The Stranger? I bet there aren't even Fred Meyers on #Dune.
Whoa. Spice. *sniffs hands* Anyone else want, like, peanut butter tacos? #Dune
Oh yeah and that Ark of the Covenant can go there over by the flatscreen, it'll really set off the room. #Dune
Uh, who thought having a Kender housekeeper was a good idea? #Dune
Whoa wait wait wait wait okay so we have a traitor but uh can I maybe get some more big towels in here? #Housekeeping #Dune
Awww man! Who murders a Kender? I mean other than other player characters in the same group? #Dune
I can tell Yueh's a genius, he's figured out all the technical details of a plan which requires a giant leap of logic in order to work.#Dune
"You know you're messed up so just drive like your hands are straight." "Whoa, nice landing man." #WrongMovie #Dune
What is this thing called AKIRA? KANEDA! It's Kaori! She's INSIDE ME! #PrettyAppropriateAnywhereIn #Dune
"Walk without rhythm and you won't attract the worm." MUSIC BREAK! http://youtu.be/ZM1fkHQP_Pw how can this be? For he IS the Kwisatz Haderach!
"Do you like our owl?" "It's artificial?" "Of course it is." "Must be expensive." "Very. I am Chani, daughter of Liet." #Dune
Drinking game; drink every time you can say "It is called Pon Farr" in this movie. #Dune
They are ready to fight. But in order to lead them, I must drink this vodka from the freezer, this beer is empty. #Dune
MMMMMMMMM. SHAI HULUD. *slugs vodka*
Whoop, it's the Guild again. They've come to get baked on the Emperor's couch and eat all the pizza. No vacuum cleaners in evidence. #Dune
"Chani all the images of my future are gone!" Yeah, dude, I have a day job too, I feel ya there. #Dune
Y'know for supposedly not doing the gom jabbar or taking the water of life there sure seem to have been a lot of guys who tried it. #Dune
This movie has gotten to the point where appropriate snacks are in order so I'm spreading peanut butter on a Butterfinger. #Dune
I should probably NOT do the "Hammer salute" and chant "Hammer!" during Paul's speech to the Fedaykin right? #Dune #WrongMovie
Geez how long does this movie last 6 hours or something? #Dune
"My brother is coming with many Fremen warriors." "Impossible." "Not impossible!" Dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum FLASH! AAAAAAH! #Dune
ONWARDS MY BRAVE HAWKMEN! LET THIS BE KNOWN FOREVER AS PAUL MUAD'IB'S DAY! #zorch #dzap #FLASHaaaaaaah #Dune
"Try looking into that place where you dare not look and you'll see me, MOONING YOU." *psychic moon* "Aaaaagh!" #Dune
Where there had been criminal charges, Muad'ib brought legalization. Where there was hatred, Muad'ib would bring pie. #Dune #Duuuude
Oh man this end theme. SO 80s. #Dune
The Spacing Guild uses the spice gas to transport their VW Microbuses through space without moving. Whoa. #Dune
THIS WAS NOT CALLED EXECUTION. IT WAS CALLED RETIREM... oh, sorry wrong 80s movie. #Dune
Wow, using telepathy to spy on a telepath! Real effective dude. #Dune
The Duke is becoming more powerful. If news of this gets out it could generate sympathy for the Rebellion in the Senate! #WrongMovie #Dune
They grab the bong & having eaten all the chicken wings in the Emperor's fridge, they leave. 'Least they vacuumed the floor this time. #Dune
Mood's a thing for cattle and lovemaking! NUMBER ONE MAKE IT SO! #Dune
Remember the first step to avoiding a trap is to walk straight into it! #Dune
And mah fav'rite, the flamethrower. #WrongMovie #Dune
G'bye supposedly really significant character we only see for five minutes all told! #Dune #DuncanIdaho
Oh yeah and this is the point where Paul is sleepwalking which means he avoids the big jet engine which falls through the roof. #Dune
Is this to be an empathy test? Capillary dilation, fluctuation of the pupil, the so called blush response? #Dune
It's pretty obvious this is the part of being a Reverend Mother that Rev. Gaius Helen Mohiam enjoys most.
"There is a place terrifying to us, to women." Oh! You mean those urinals which are just a big metal trough with no privacy. #Dune
Piter de Vries chugging the Juice of Sapphu had a completely different context before 5 hour energy drinks became popular. #Dune
Feyd. Rabban. Go quietly. I am speaking slowly to you. I'm talking down to you. Condescending to you. Because I think you are stupid. #Dune
... and then Rabban drinks a gerbil, and the Baron has a manic upswing while visiting the evil dermatologist. #Dune
Gee dude, mashing your face up against the poorly shielded pipe almost certainly full of carcinogens is sure gonna help with your acne.#Dune
Aww man they left Seattle, bummer dude. Where're they gonna get The Stranger? I bet there aren't even Fred Meyers on #Dune.
Whoa. Spice. *sniffs hands* Anyone else want, like, peanut butter tacos? #Dune
Oh yeah and that Ark of the Covenant can go there over by the flatscreen, it'll really set off the room. #Dune
Uh, who thought having a Kender housekeeper was a good idea? #Dune
Whoa wait wait wait wait okay so we have a traitor but uh can I maybe get some more big towels in here? #Housekeeping #Dune
Awww man! Who murders a Kender? I mean other than other player characters in the same group? #Dune
I can tell Yueh's a genius, he's figured out all the technical details of a plan which requires a giant leap of logic in order to work.#Dune
"You know you're messed up so just drive like your hands are straight." "Whoa, nice landing man." #WrongMovie #Dune
What is this thing called AKIRA? KANEDA! It's Kaori! She's INSIDE ME! #PrettyAppropriateAnywhereIn #Dune
"Walk without rhythm and you won't attract the worm." MUSIC BREAK! http://youtu.be/ZM1fkHQP_Pw how can this be? For he IS the Kwisatz Haderach!
"Do you like our owl?" "It's artificial?" "Of course it is." "Must be expensive." "Very. I am Chani, daughter of Liet." #Dune
Drinking game; drink every time you can say "It is called Pon Farr" in this movie. #Dune
They are ready to fight. But in order to lead them, I must drink this vodka from the freezer, this beer is empty. #Dune
MMMMMMMMM. SHAI HULUD. *slugs vodka*
Whoop, it's the Guild again. They've come to get baked on the Emperor's couch and eat all the pizza. No vacuum cleaners in evidence. #Dune
"Chani all the images of my future are gone!" Yeah, dude, I have a day job too, I feel ya there. #Dune
Y'know for supposedly not doing the gom jabbar or taking the water of life there sure seem to have been a lot of guys who tried it. #Dune
This movie has gotten to the point where appropriate snacks are in order so I'm spreading peanut butter on a Butterfinger. #Dune
I should probably NOT do the "Hammer salute" and chant "Hammer!" during Paul's speech to the Fedaykin right? #Dune #WrongMovie
Geez how long does this movie last 6 hours or something? #Dune
"My brother is coming with many Fremen warriors." "Impossible." "Not impossible!" Dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum FLASH! AAAAAAH! #Dune
ONWARDS MY BRAVE HAWKMEN! LET THIS BE KNOWN FOREVER AS PAUL MUAD'IB'S DAY! #zorch #dzap #FLASHaaaaaaah #Dune
"Try looking into that place where you dare not look and you'll see me, MOONING YOU." *psychic moon* "Aaaaagh!" #Dune
Where there had been criminal charges, Muad'ib brought legalization. Where there was hatred, Muad'ib would bring pie. #Dune #Duuuude
Oh man this end theme. SO 80s. #Dune