Live tweeting the movies; Five Star Stories and Interstella 5555

I have vodka. I have Bass Ale. And I have anime. Let's see what we got here. Five Star Stories or Venus Wars.

Okay so far apparently you need to have a cute gynoid in order to successfully pilot mecha. Which are Hedd Liners in #5StarStories

Wow, everyone in #5StarStories has a real tiny head. I mean tiny head even by anime standards tiny head. Everyone's like 15 heads tall.

OH NO! Just as we're having a touching reunion with big shoulder pads (in this world they're Sholda Padds) the po-pos show up! #5StarStories

It's like they couldn't decide if they wanted a helicarrier or a castle on a floating island so what the hell why not both. #5StarStories

So then Yellow Dancer crashed his spaceship flying from Lodoss Wars to Trigun and now he's hitchhiking in Heavy Metal. #5StarStories

So now Lancer's driving across Tatooine 'cause Dr. Eldon Tyrell asked him to watch over his artisanal vat-grown gynoids. #5StarStories

Asking "twinks" if they're pervs, then asking them up to scope out your Mortar Hedd is a GREAT way to pick up guys in Lodoss. #5StarStories

And now the soldiers are scrambling their hover-Sd.Kfz.251s to pursue a gynoid as she bounds gracefully down the desert freeway. FOR REALS.

THAR WUZ A TINY TOWN NAMED ROCK RIDGE WHERE PEOPLE LIVED IN HAR-MO-NEE. #WesternForNoReason #5StarStories

You might think I'm incoherent because Tweets don't synch up with watching anime, but you'd be wrong; this anime is really that incoherent.

The 4 most powerful mecha pilots in the world and a lightsaber wielding king just showed up in this tiny town WHY exactly? #5StarStories

What gets me isn't that gynoids naturally look like HR Giger brains, but that this guy never realized he had one in his mech. #5StarStories

And now, to make sure the bad guy can't win, the legal authorities break the law and murder a coupla soldiers. Well okay. #5StarStories

So now a semi-trained gynoid is piloting the best mech into battle because a master mech-engineer can't do anything to help. #5StarStories

So wait in the end the evil king was dismissed by the Emperor despite that we clearly saw him explode in a huge atomic blast? #5StarStories

I think I'm gonna follow this up with #Interstella5555 because a big music video for French robots has to make more sense.

See more anime should start with a huge Zentraedi rave. #Interstella5555

Awwww man ninja police just sleep-gassed the whole rave. That much force to capture musicians is excessive even in Oakland! #Interstella5555

"I'm done buffing the space-guitar, open the airlock HAL." "I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Dave." DAVE'S NOT HERE MAN. #Interstella5555

Having a hologram of the bass player over your bed is creepy even for a Zentraedi who buffs space guitars for a living. #Interstella5555

They made the musicians look less ethnic. So this guy's really into Blue music, but he isn't cool with Blue people? #Interstella5555

And now the band roadtrips across Am... er, the Netherlands apparently. #Interstella5555

And now the Kids in the Mystery Machine are gonna go investigate Darkwood Manor! Ruh-roh, GHOSTS! #Interstella5555

"Hey! What has really bad burgers that give you the shits?" "I think I saw a castle up on that hill." #Interstella5555

KEYBOARD PLAYER. GUITAR. BASS. DRUMMER. ALL THE TALENT YOU NEED TO MAKE A SHADOWRUN. #Interstella5555