It only comes one day a year

Attend, mortals! For this day be SPEAK as Though Thou Wirt the ODINSON Day!




Mayhap ye have chance to ask how this day may in graceful union be celebrated. Why not greet each other in festive manner by grimacing and splaying your fingers wide, making sure those you pass 'pon the street have chance to see you in forced perspective? Why not wear a hat with multiple flanges or made of fine metal betide?

May this Day veritably crackle with the Power Cosmic for thee!