stupid gaming related tweets

... you'd have to have been around for the Fighting Fantasy gamebooks to get this one.

TEST YOUR LUCK. If you succeed, the Unarmed Pensioner Alone In A Monster Filled Dungeon doesn't turn into anything.

If you fail, he is no ordinary pensioner but a DIRE TWO HEADED WERESHARKYENA PENSIONER. Turn to 397.

397.You gaze at the really ace Russ Nicholson picture in awe as your foe attacks!

DIRE 2-HEADED WERESHARKYENA PENSIONER
SKILL 10
STAMINA 18

... damnit. Now I know what I want to commission from Russ Nicholson if I ever get that rich.

edit later;

Fighting Fantasy The Musical with hits like "Test Your Luck," "We're Off to See the Warlock" & starring Richard O'Brien as Balthus Dire.