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The House Whip is made from coconut oil, so consequently non-dairy, and makes every session of Congress a refreshing treat! Add fresh strawberries to add some sparkle to those summer meetings of the House Judicial Subcommittee!

Tweeting the WtA book in real time. Probably a bad use of time.

Imagine that the only things you know about First Nations come from reading Sherman Alexie and you've basically got the Wendigo... #WtA

Except this is WoD's Sherman Alexie, so even WORSE skeeved off and probably Kinfolk. Tori Amos is, of course, Black Fury Kinfolk. #WtA

Black Furies are a little like a matriarchal society written by Frank Herbert somehow collaborating with Alice Walker. #WtA

Get & Silent Strider Moots are different campfires at Pennsic, CoG Moots are like Burning Man with fewer homemade flamethrower tanks. #WtA

Glass Walker Moots might be teleconferences about SalesForce apps for Android, but they can also be TED talks about fighting the Wyrm. #WtA

RAGE ACROSS OZ! With more potentially offensive stereotypes! Characters may have Fetish Beer, or the totem That's a Bloody Great Croc Innit.

THRILL as your Garou characters experience Ayers Rock and revile outsiders with the mystic Oi Blow It Out Yer Nose Pommie Stickybeak ritual!

We've simplified the bestiary section to "potentially lethal Australian animal" to avoid occupying half the splatbook. #RageAcrossAustralia

But face it a campaign about pointless fights, brew ups, poo jokes and sexual liasons that end in bad cases of crabs is more AD&D than WtA.

Ron Spencer pic, p. 72; CoG Ahroun frenzies while planting non-invasives after teammate BOGGARTS THE ENTIRE BONG LIKE A TOTAL HESSIAN. #WtA

Metis deformity; Horns. +1 difficulty to Social rolls 'cause we need some down side to looking this awesome. Metis deformity; Raistlin. #WtA

Play Glass Walkers 'cause you really wanted to play Shadowrun. Play CoGs 'cos you really wanted to play a Neutral Good Pelorite Cleric. #WtA

Fianna; the Celtic World stretched from Spain to Turkey, which means we parse "Celtic" as "Irish." #WtA

"Even for a race of warriors, the Get have a badass illustration. Having the most badass would be undisputed if not for Black Furies." #WtA

youtu.be/tq4seuBFxIM this table-pounding Icelandic song brought to you courtesy of Jon reading the Get of Fenris entry. #WtA

youtu.be/cs9u08WAqPQ I admit that the big reason I want to play a Get is so that I can recite the Death Prayer in game. #DetFarJagSeMinFar

Honestly I wish they'd written the Shadow Lords as more interesting than cardboard standee adversaries. #WtA

Actually, the Stargazers' more-enlightened-than-thou attitude to other Garou DOES sound a lot like some folks in Buddhist discussion groups.

Although I love the Uktena tribe illustration. Despite Star Wars, there's a distinct lack of badass chicks with Squash Blossoms. #WtA