I feel faintly ashamed of having Tweeted all this

Damnit, Jethro Tull is making me want to play AD&D again.

It probably says something about my addictions that Tull makes me think of gaming rather than weed. I CAN QUIT D&D AT ANY TIME. HONEST.

Maybe I can get my 80s D&D fix rolling up characters & making them fight the Fiend Folio in alphabetical order. Ought to cure ALL nostalgia.

ROLL 1d4 ON THE JETHRO TULL TABLE. YOU ARE ATTACKED BY A ROBED SKELETON (d8 to determine type of robed skeleton)!

Whoa, did "Flying Colours" just reference the needleman?

More fine tunes for painting your Ral Partha "Black Prince's Bodyguard." Steeleye Span - Seven Hundred Elves (1974): http://youtu.be/--gpp4K-AbU

No, you CANNOT play "Balthus Dire" from "The Citadel of Chaos."

No, you cannot play the Fencing Robot from Expedition to the Barrier Peaks. You got thrown out of the airlock next to a landshark, remember?

#YouKnowYouAHoElf if you get +1 Dex, +1 Cha, and +3 to Profession (Sex Worker). Oh wait that's "You Know You A Hoe IF," innit?

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Discovering that unsurprisingly you can sing "Amazing Grace" to the tune of "Seven Hundred Elves," was not, in fact, improved by my mind mixing Lewis Carroll and Bored of the Rings to give the lyrics;

The time has come, the Walrus said, to talk of many things.
Of whips and chains and nipple clamps
Of frottages and things.

Another thing of which I feel faintly ashamed is just how many sexual references I discovered through reading Bored of the Rings because it was even vaguely related to LotR and therefore I totally loved it.