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Possibly the worst muzak evar
Mar. 28th, 2013 11:00 amI feel I need to share my pain.
The cafe down the street is kind of nice, but they pipe in music from some sort of pre-recorded channel. Lately that channel has either been country, or Reggae, but sometimes the channel has really soggy piano muzak, which is definitely not my thing. I try to mentally rephrase it as the sort of soggy piano muzak I associate with a favorite chain of big Asian supermarkets, so I can have happy associations like kochu jang. But.
MUZAK PIANO VERSION OF "THE RAINBOW CONNECTION." RIFFING INTO "JESU JOY OF MAN'S DESIRING."
It's like Tori Amos and Peter Schikele got together and decided they'd bring something terrible into the world to avenge every wrong they have ever suffered.
The cafe down the street is kind of nice, but they pipe in music from some sort of pre-recorded channel. Lately that channel has either been country, or Reggae, but sometimes the channel has really soggy piano muzak, which is definitely not my thing. I try to mentally rephrase it as the sort of soggy piano muzak I associate with a favorite chain of big Asian supermarkets, so I can have happy associations like kochu jang. But.
MUZAK PIANO VERSION OF "THE RAINBOW CONNECTION." RIFFING INTO "JESU JOY OF MAN'S DESIRING."
It's like Tori Amos and Peter Schikele got together and decided they'd bring something terrible into the world to avenge every wrong they have ever suffered.