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Apr. 22nd, 2012 05:19 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
brushwolfAlso, in Pathfinder this time 'round we ran into a half-spriggan half-troll with sorcerer levels. Just in case a half-spriggan half-troll wasn't enough of a challenge.
You know those relationships in D&D where monsters seem to have hooked up purely on the appeal of making kids who might some day really beat up adventurers? This guy has to have been the product of one of those.
SPRIGGAN: Whoa, someone call up the 66th layer of the Abyss and tell them they're missing a yochlol, 'cause she's right here in this bar.
TROLL: Uh, no. Just no. Must be this tall to ride. Hate to break it to you, but you just aren't warty enough.
SPRIGGAN: *grows to giant size* I figure if you get kids out of the deal, they'll really murder player characters. I'm talking TPK here. Big plans, you know what I'm saying?
TROLL: Oooh!
You know those relationships in D&D where monsters seem to have hooked up purely on the appeal of making kids who might some day really beat up adventurers? This guy has to have been the product of one of those.
SPRIGGAN: Whoa, someone call up the 66th layer of the Abyss and tell them they're missing a yochlol, 'cause she's right here in this bar.
TROLL: Uh, no. Just no. Must be this tall to ride. Hate to break it to you, but you just aren't warty enough.
SPRIGGAN: *grows to giant size* I figure if you get kids out of the deal, they'll really murder player characters. I'm talking TPK here. Big plans, you know what I'm saying?
TROLL: Oooh!