D&D filk of "Cuban Pete"

[brushwolf]

They call me Yeenoghu! Demon Lord of the you-know-who!
When I shake my spiked flail I go chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky-boom!

Oh yes I'm Yeenoghu! I hate all forms of Baatezu!
When I swing my spiked flail I go chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky-boom!

The gnoll marauders they sing and how they swing with this rumbero,
It's full of bliss in the Abyss,
And when they're looting they bring a happy ring the maraquero,
El maraquero singin' a song, all the day long.

So if you like bones to chew, howl a dark prayer to Yeenoghu,
And I'll teach you to chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky-boom!