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The beginning is a very delicate time. Know then that it is 0800 hours.
In this time, the most important substance in this universe is Pumpkin Spice. The Spice extends life. The Spice expands consciousness.
The Spice is vital to autumnal lattes. The Barrista Guild, whom the Spice has mutated for 500 years, inhale the orange Pumpkin Spice vapor.
*creates Pumpkin Spice by drowning a newborn Pumpkin within a bathtub-sized almond milk latte.*
Oh yes the Spice exists only at one coffee chain. A desolate arthouse place. This cafe is Jodorowsky's also known as... Dune. *theme music*
The beginning is a very delicate time. Know then that it is 0800 hours.
In this time, the most important substance in this universe is Pumpkin Spice. The Spice extends life. The Spice expands consciousness.
The Spice is vital to autumnal lattes. The Barrista Guild, whom the Spice has mutated for 500 years, inhale the orange Pumpkin Spice vapor.
*creates Pumpkin Spice by drowning a newborn Pumpkin within a bathtub-sized almond milk latte.*
Oh yes the Spice exists only at one coffee chain. A desolate arthouse place. This cafe is Jodorowsky's also known as... Dune. *theme music*