Livetweeting movies; Wizards

A LONG TIME AGO! IN A GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY! LET THERE BE LIPS! Oh. I mean it's A Ralph Bakshi Joint. #Wizards

Backgrounds are by Ian Miller. Death on the Reik Ian Miller. Old-skool White Dwarf Ian Miller. Whoa. #Wizards

#Wizards opens with Delia, Queen of the Faeries, celebrating her eleventy-first birthday when live action footage appears on the horizon.

Avatar alvays vas mit his Mama but oy, that Blackwolf, NEVER VUNCE did he call or maybe buy flowahs. #Wizards

There are worse ways to skimp on animation than to have really awesome Mike Ploog production drawings. These are gorgeous. #Wizards

Whoa, so this is what it must be like inside a bong. #Wizards

In the castle of Bong-rips in the mystic land of Wakenbake, beyond the Santa Cruz Mountains, there lived the wise wizard Avatar. #Wizards

So technology is bad except for jukeboxes, castles, machine woven cloth and big stogies. #Wizards

Wait so after motivating his troops with filters over Alexander Nevsky he's gonna just show them Triumph of the Will for hours? #Wizards

SIE WERDEN EINE LANGE GROßE PINKELPAUSE GEMACHT UND ZU VIEL ZEIT IN DEN BADEZIMMER GESPENDIERT MIT DIESEMS BOG ROLL! #Wizards

Oh crap! It's the Nazgul Wehrmacht with cartoon gators, brightly colored filters and THIS time they brought really funky music! #Wizards

So wait, Lord My Arms Are Just Bone Only Backwards is somehow *upset* that his kid is a mutant? #Wizards

Whoa, so this is what it must be like inside a... wow. How many places is that an appropriate quote in #Wizards?

And now one of the hallmarks of Ralph Bakshi, over a minute of animation which doesn't describe a character, add to the plot, or make sense.

NO-ONE rules over the beauteous princess Aureola! #Wizards #NippleBumps

There is a fell voice in the wind! It's ARUMAN! #Wizards #Bakshi

Seriously there are more clouds of smoke in #Wizards than last time I lived in a co-op.

Remember if you just grab big chunks of Alexander Nevsky and Zulu and put filters over them it's just like animating! #Wizards

Oh right I forgot the plot point that the fiercest elven warriors take a -10 morale modifier if you're showing WWII documentaries. #Wizards