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Okay, it's time for the second movie, Return to Transylvania. Prepare for transit beaaaaaam! #VampireHunterDBloodlust
"Hey! What has really crappy burgers that give you the shits?" "I think I see a Castle up there on that hill!" #VampireHunterD #SoItbegins
Transylvanian Cyber-horse-ghouls. #VampireHunterD is already everything I wanted and more.
A li'l prologue tells you about #VampireHunterD and there's a 40K Space Cathedral and oh yeah now we're in #Trigun apparently.
Stopping vampire hunters with a giant wooden cross is pretty schadenfreudtastic. These have to be the flying Moscowitz Brothers or whatever.
The Flying Moskowitz Brothers! Major Kusanagi! Jet Black with a badass hand crossbow! Bishy Dude with cross-knives! Cyborg from Teen Titans!
Vampire Hunter Bowie trolls them so hard by grabbing crossbow bolts from midair Major Kusanagi loses it & takes off on her Venus Wars cycle.
It turns out #VampireHunterD was very literally Talking to the Hand, all this time.
USUL IT IS TIME YOU BECAME A SANDRIDER AND WHOA THOSE ARE REALLY HUGE BIG RAYS CAMPED OUT IN THE SAND BY THE I 280 RUINS. #VampireHunterD
I CAN'T be the only person who wondered how #VampireHunterD masturbates comfortably with a demonic graft familiar on his hand.
It's really too bad that Vampire Hunter Bowie is so careful stealthing into Castle Gygax and Kusanagi just DRIVES PAST all the death traps.
"No mere mortal can understand how painful it is to be a fabulously rich, immortal bishonen superhuman!" I USE OBFUSCATE! #VampireHunterD
If you're 3 vampire hunters, be sure to leave the cross-festooned APC and check out the possible ambush, at night, on foot! #VampireHunterD
"Di wanna wanga. I have an audience with your master, Jabba the Pooh." #VampireHunterD
The Barbaroi have protected the Children of the Night for 5000 years and a single noncorporeal avatar of light can wipe out most of em?
So just when things look grim the old man tells #VampireHunterD to get on his amazing horse. I'm not making this up.
Yo dawg (wolf?) I heard you liked big fangy mouths so I got you a big fangy mouth so you could mouth while you mouthed. #VampireHunterD
I did not make up this plot twist with a working gothic rocket ship, a relic of the golden age of the vampire space program. #VampireHunterD
The tragedy of the vampire, a lonely existence of immortal superpowers in the depth of night, eternally forced to play rock-scissors-paper.
The remaining 2 vampire hunters decide to split up and search all of Castle Ravenloft. How are these guys still even alive? #VampireHunterD
He launches a spray of cough drops from his hand crossbow because Vicks stops the coffin! #OldJoke #VampireHunterD
"Hey! What has really crappy burgers that give you the shits?" "I think I see a Castle up there on that hill!" #VampireHunterD #SoItbegins
Transylvanian Cyber-horse-ghouls. #VampireHunterD is already everything I wanted and more.
A li'l prologue tells you about #VampireHunterD and there's a 40K Space Cathedral and oh yeah now we're in #Trigun apparently.
Stopping vampire hunters with a giant wooden cross is pretty schadenfreudtastic. These have to be the flying Moscowitz Brothers or whatever.
The Flying Moskowitz Brothers! Major Kusanagi! Jet Black with a badass hand crossbow! Bishy Dude with cross-knives! Cyborg from Teen Titans!
Vampire Hunter Bowie trolls them so hard by grabbing crossbow bolts from midair Major Kusanagi loses it & takes off on her Venus Wars cycle.
It turns out #VampireHunterD was very literally Talking to the Hand, all this time.
USUL IT IS TIME YOU BECAME A SANDRIDER AND WHOA THOSE ARE REALLY HUGE BIG RAYS CAMPED OUT IN THE SAND BY THE I 280 RUINS. #VampireHunterD
I CAN'T be the only person who wondered how #VampireHunterD masturbates comfortably with a demonic graft familiar on his hand.
It's really too bad that Vampire Hunter Bowie is so careful stealthing into Castle Gygax and Kusanagi just DRIVES PAST all the death traps.
"No mere mortal can understand how painful it is to be a fabulously rich, immortal bishonen superhuman!" I USE OBFUSCATE! #VampireHunterD
If you're 3 vampire hunters, be sure to leave the cross-festooned APC and check out the possible ambush, at night, on foot! #VampireHunterD
"Di wanna wanga. I have an audience with your master, Jabba the Pooh." #VampireHunterD
The Barbaroi have protected the Children of the Night for 5000 years and a single noncorporeal avatar of light can wipe out most of em?
So just when things look grim the old man tells #VampireHunterD to get on his amazing horse. I'm not making this up.
Yo dawg (wolf?) I heard you liked big fangy mouths so I got you a big fangy mouth so you could mouth while you mouthed. #VampireHunterD
I did not make up this plot twist with a working gothic rocket ship, a relic of the golden age of the vampire space program. #VampireHunterD
The tragedy of the vampire, a lonely existence of immortal superpowers in the depth of night, eternally forced to play rock-scissors-paper.
The remaining 2 vampire hunters decide to split up and search all of Castle Ravenloft. How are these guys still even alive? #VampireHunterD
He launches a spray of cough drops from his hand crossbow because Vicks stops the coffin! #OldJoke #VampireHunterD