Livetweeting movies; Turkish Star Wars

Instead of working on my art, I watched #TurkishStarWars, or the original Turkish title, PUNCH ADVENTURE BEYOND THE GALAXY.

Clearly the finest space fantasy ever conceived by 12 year old boys with access to a Halloween Superstore. #TurkishStarWars

Whenever anyone tries to capture the energy of the original Star Wars they make clunkers - #TurkishStarWars, #StarCrash, Episodes I - III...

PUNCHING UNDEAD WARRIORS! #TurkishStarWars Do NOT let this man whistle for chicks ever again.

Chicks can't resist a guy with an unblinking stare! #TurkishStarWars

DRAMATIC CLOSE UP! DRAMATIC CLOSE UP! Not the camera not the... ooh. That'll leave a mark. #TurkishStarWars

Oh man, blood through a bendy straw, the BEST! #TurkishStarWars

What's more delicious after a training montage than a delicious salad? #TurkishStarWars

Hey, if we put an adorable kid in this thing, that automatically makes it family friendly right? #TurkishStarWars

SPAAAACE TURKS! VERSUS SPAAAACE INSULTING ETHNIC STEREOTYPES! #TurkishStarWars

"Hey lady, I don't put out for just ANY space alien in a metal bra." Earth chauvinism at its finest. #TurkishStarWars

Is it time for another pointless fistfight? I THINK YES. #TurkishStarWars

Somehow I knew it'd get religious preachy at some point. Clearly the 12 year olds finished #TurkishStarWars after Bib... er, Quran Camp.

That is a truly virtuously Islamic panty shot, right there. #TurkishStarWars

Awww GROSS that brain was tucked in his sweaty armpit the entire time! #TurkishStarWars

Oh no, he took a brain right to the face! Mmm exfoliating. #TurkishStarWars

And then he put his hands in enchanted molten gold sort of like a low-budget Lawful Good version of Doctor Doom. #TurkishStarWars

A grand finale with punchin' ALL the monster suits we bought for this movie! #TurkishStarWars

And Earth was saved because the villain got in a fistfight instead of actually hitting the megadestruct button as claimed. #TurkishStarWars

#TurkishStarWars reuses footage swiped from Star Wars if by reuse you mean kind of randomly included with no coherent logic.

After watching #TurkishStarWars I feel less inclined to complain about the pointless fistfights in #MatrixReloaded...

If you take out all the fights that don't further the plot, and all the reused footage, #TurkishStarWars has at least 20 minutes of story.