Livetweeting movies; Dungeons and Dragons!

It was a hard choice, but Dungeons and Dragons won out over Krull. We have moviesign!

A LONG TIME AGO IN AN ALTERNATIVE PRIME MATERIAL PLANE. Young QUEEN AMIDALA wishes to bring prosperity to the KINGDOM OF IZMIR. #DnDMovie

So come up to the lab! And see what's on the slab! I see you quiver with anitici



pation! #DnDMovie

At last! A Rod of Dragon Control! With a vibrating egg and twelve variable settings! #DnDMovie

The #DnDMovie was originally going to have Jeremy Irons plot to take the throne with a goosestepping gnoll army but it sounded too familiar.

The batteries on Profion's Rod of Dragon Control conked out right before the "good bits," thus allowing the #DnDMovie to keep its PG rating.

HEY IS THAT RICHARD O'BRIEN? #FabulousLipstick #DnDMovie

Wait Profion's just gonna KILL Obi-Wan Ben-David when he got such awesome information from spying on him last time? Villain fail. #DnDMovie

I don't care what you smell you big furry oaf, get in there! Wait. #WrongMovie #DnDMovie

Jeez does EVERY building in this #DnDMovie get a fast low-angle upward crane shot? It's like people falling off cliffs in The Hobbit.

We couldn't get Ricardo Montalban for this role but allow me to introduce you to Ceti Alpha 5's only remaining indigenous species! #DnDMovie

Wow, orcs who just wander around the tavern looking green! What's next, a beholder that does nothing but float? #DnDMovie

Snails HAS to hit on the elf. He's already gotten turned down by aaracocra, bullywugs, carrion crawlers and drow. So he's on E now.#DnDMovie

How DO you say "cheese it, it's the old bill!" in Sperethiel anyway? #DnDMovie

"She's rich. If you were to find the Eye of the Dragon in Antium you'd get..." "What?" "Well more wealth than you can imagine!" #DnDMovie

I've learned that if you go IS THAT RICHARD O'BRIEN? every time a bald guy shows up in a movie eventually you'll be right! #DnDMovie

The Crypt of the Mad Optometrist. Always a favorite. #DnDMovie

In Latin, Iehova starts with an I! But since EVERY tile on the floor here has an eye, I guess that doesn't work. #DnDMovie

Aww, man. Snails struck out with the Elf. Nevermind, he's moving on to Firbolg, Grick, Hobgoblin, and Ixitxachitl. #DnDMovie

The Empress believes all citizens of Izmir should be equals! As long as SHE gets to stay Empress, y'see... #DnDMovie

And now we interrupt the #DnDMovie for a better fantasy film. Sucksface vs. the Elves: http://youtu.be/8vhVm4a8SDo via @youtube

Breastplate of Sexist Assumptions +4. #DnDMovie

What part of D&D being about a group of 4-6 people exploring a dungeon TOGETHER did the writers not understand? #DnDMovie #NerdRage

Check for traps check for tra OH COME ON DUDE DO YOU EVEN PLAY DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS? #DnDMovie #MoreNerdRage #AllTheNerdRage

Look, 18HD undead distributing Rods of Dragon Control is no basis for a system of government. #DnDMovie

Dude Empress Amidala totally stole Mordred's outfit from Excalibur. #DnDMovie

Whoa he summoned a 10HD kobold wraith to give her astral nuzzles! (Fort Save at -2 vs CON drain) #DnDMovie

Okay, the "we hit ridiculous high level so we're heading to a different plane" WAS pretty D&D. #DnDMovie

I spent 1:40 watching the #DnDMovie. I coulda spent that time playing out one combat! Or evenly distributing treasure! Or arguing with NPCs!