Liveblogging movies; Zardoz

Time for retroactive movie Tweeting (not live-Tweeting really)! Today's film is #Zardoz featuring Sean Connery and his fantastic bearstache!

Let me guess; he's going to HEAD them off at the pass.

I bet he gives great HEAD!

I can keep goin', ya know. #Zardoz

"We're going to need a lot of guns!"

Yeah. To get AHEAD. Hur hur hur. #Zardoz

Please place your trays in the upright position and remain seated until the head has come to a full and complete stop. #Zardoz

And now he realizes the awful truth; that he has wound up in someone's Settlers of Catan game. #Zardoz

Wait, they have exactly one experimental subject and they figure that will give them *any* useful data about the outside world? #Zardoz

I finally realized what this movie is. It's the bastard love child of Logan's Run and The Prisoner, thru the filter of Heavy Metal. #Zardoz

And finally they lay the Arkenstone upon Zed's exceptionally hairy breast! #Zardoz

As Rivendell falls to ruin, the elves ride into the West. Each carrying a babe whose mustache may someday unite the world. #Zardoz

Everybody dies happily ever after! It's very very Goth. #Zardoz

#Zardoz is sort of a pre #Excalibur. It has the Lady of the Lake, Round Table, prophecy, the puckish wizard, the end of a fabled age, etc.

This was an awesome movie when it wasn't just heteronormative agitprop only now less coherent with extra dream sequence. #Zardoz

Oh and I forgot the obvious different movie quote here.

"Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead." #CueSurfGuitar #Zardoz