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It's been said Gen Xers were disappointed to grow up and life didn't hold true to Star Wars. So I'm sad I don't get scrolling plot synopses.

I'm also disappointed that more technology doesn't make WHOOOOOOOOOM noises when you power it up or down. #LifeWasntStarWars

#ReturnOfTheJedi introduces the Ubese, aliens to whom "yaa'teeh" means "hello," "50000 credits," "30000 credits," and "I have a grenade."