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Mar. 18th, 2013 10:17 pmTonight's #callouts are for The 13th Warrior, a movie about an Iranian hanging out with Swedes but doesn't feature coffee & chain smoking.
Pretty sure the Havamal has a line about "Only a fool stabs a guest at the table/it's a poor host that lets blood spray get into the food."
He comes from the land of the ice and snow where the Allen wrenches and the hot springs flow! #13thWarriorCallouts
Tradition requires an uninterrupted NPC speech before assembling any party of 10-13 Player Characters of Levels 8-10. #13thWarrior
What's so hard to understand? His name's Ahmed Fadlanssen, guys. #13thWarriorCallouts
"The dog can jump..." "And that's where little Percheron colts come from." #13thWarriorCallouts
The more I think about the horror elements in #13thWarrior the more I think it's a #Pathfinder game, not DnD. Only thing missing is #fungus.
They mostly come at night. Mostly. #13thWarriorCallouts
They really are a PC group. The initial plan to form a defensive circle immediately degenerates to "I'm going to hit THAT guy." #13thWarrior
"oooh, there's some lovely filth down 'ere, Dennis." #13thWarriorCallouts
"Look to your front! Mark your target when he comes." "At 100 yards, volley fire present!" etc. #13thWarrior #HeyWhichMovieWasThisAgain?
Have your PCs killed all sources of clues? Have a CREEPY NPC (c) offer ORACULAR WISDOM (tm) for railroading only this session! #13thWarrior
Speaking in VSO order mysterious is. Characterizes your NPCs efficiently it does. #13thWarrior
"Looks like some kinda secretion." "Yeah but secreted from what?" "Nobody touch nothin'." #13thWarriorCallouts
"The runes for this morning were Tiwaz Perthro Kenaz, TPK. I know not what this signifies." #13thWarriorCallouts
... and then he says "I always knew you were an asshole, Gorman," and sets off a Delayed Blast Fireball. #13thWarriorCallouts
But because he's dying, Bulwyf doesn't count as a living man, and so he can slay the Witch-King of the Wendol! #13thWarriorCallouts
And then they pan over the meadhall while a voiceover tells us about all the VCs won during Rourke's Drift! #13thWarriorCallouts
Pretty sure the Havamal has a line about "Only a fool stabs a guest at the table/it's a poor host that lets blood spray get into the food."
He comes from the land of the ice and snow where the Allen wrenches and the hot springs flow! #13thWarriorCallouts
Tradition requires an uninterrupted NPC speech before assembling any party of 10-13 Player Characters of Levels 8-10. #13thWarrior
What's so hard to understand? His name's Ahmed Fadlanssen, guys. #13thWarriorCallouts
"The dog can jump..." "And that's where little Percheron colts come from." #13thWarriorCallouts
The more I think about the horror elements in #13thWarrior the more I think it's a #Pathfinder game, not DnD. Only thing missing is #fungus.
They mostly come at night. Mostly. #13thWarriorCallouts
They really are a PC group. The initial plan to form a defensive circle immediately degenerates to "I'm going to hit THAT guy." #13thWarrior
"oooh, there's some lovely filth down 'ere, Dennis." #13thWarriorCallouts
"Look to your front! Mark your target when he comes." "At 100 yards, volley fire present!" etc. #13thWarrior #HeyWhichMovieWasThisAgain?
Have your PCs killed all sources of clues? Have a CREEPY NPC (c) offer ORACULAR WISDOM (tm) for railroading only this session! #13thWarrior
Speaking in VSO order mysterious is. Characterizes your NPCs efficiently it does. #13thWarrior
"Looks like some kinda secretion." "Yeah but secreted from what?" "Nobody touch nothin'." #13thWarriorCallouts
"The runes for this morning were Tiwaz Perthro Kenaz, TPK. I know not what this signifies." #13thWarriorCallouts
... and then he says "I always knew you were an asshole, Gorman," and sets off a Delayed Blast Fireball. #13thWarriorCallouts
But because he's dying, Bulwyf doesn't count as a living man, and so he can slay the Witch-King of the Wendol! #13thWarriorCallouts
And then they pan over the meadhall while a voiceover tells us about all the VCs won during Rourke's Drift! #13thWarriorCallouts