seeing the world through the filter of D&D, part III

Hasbro has a new line of Nerf stuff for girls, with new hand crossbows.

Girls rule/girl power + hand crossbows + Hasbro also owns WotC = "Cool, will they make Nerf hand crossbows with spider themes? Do Nerf hand crossbow darts come in suitably poisoned-quarrel colors like toxic green and malevolent mauve?"