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• My bard is a specialist in songs by The Cure and Joy Division; when I use bardic music, everyone takes a morale penalty.
  
  
• My bard is a specialist in punk music. Every other level he learns a new chord.
  
  
• My bard is a specialist in prog rock. At 6th level he exchanges the Suggestion ability for an ability to generate 1d4 floating chrome spheres which float through the battlefield.