E'en I hath forgotten!

MORTAL! Know ye not what this day BE?

'Tis ODINSON DAY! Thou mayest call it "Speak as Though Thou Wirt the ODINSON Day" but that's a little unwieldy.

Ways in which THOU too might CELEBRATE;

• WEAR ye a HAT. Metal and more flanges indicate greater POWER. The ODINSON wore hats before EVERYONE was DOING IT.
  
  
• SMITE fell frost giants with thine URU HAMMER.
  
  
• If thou hath none other recourse to Rainbow Bridge nor Boom Tube, thou mayest merely bellow BOOM! out thine WINDOW whilst flooring the ACCELERATOR in thy FORD PROBE.
  
  
• SPEAK as though thou wirt the ODINSON. Replete with BOLDFACED or CAPITAL letters. eg, The Odinson would fain ask of thee a MEDIUM SOY LATTE. For ASGARD!