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Conversation a few weeks back
Here's why Ren Faire is 'way more fun to attend than Dickens Faire. Dickens is full of Victorians.
"Well, I am most afraid to note that he... er, well you see had a rather indelicate problem with his... oh dear, really I should rather not mention it. Might I get you more tea?"
versus Elizabethians;
"'Tis said that my Lord Warwick does upon his buttock a boil carry of most execrable putrescence as any found within Christendom, indeed a veritable gem as like to a hen's egg nor that of life-giving pelican, 'tis said a relick of nights spent amongst the French ladies, and greatly does it pain him whence he blasts of flatus decry unto London as the very cock's crow."
"Well, I am most afraid to note that he... er, well you see had a rather indelicate problem with his... oh dear, really I should rather not mention it. Might I get you more tea?"
versus Elizabethians;
"'Tis said that my Lord Warwick does upon his buttock a boil carry of most execrable putrescence as any found within Christendom, indeed a veritable gem as like to a hen's egg nor that of life-giving pelican, 'tis said a relick of nights spent amongst the French ladies, and greatly does it pain him whence he blasts of flatus decry unto London as the very cock's crow."