it's the suede-denim secret police!

He won't win, of course. But it's sort of surreal that, here in 2010, my major reasons for voting for Brown are;

1. His opposition is vicious backward scum whose promise for California amounts to the same problems at best or a total disaster at worst;

2. The more money that opponent has to sink from her gigantic fortune into this election, the less money she has available for other causes and;

3. In the unlikely event that Brown actually wins, I can repeatedly play and sing a punk song from 1979.