Feb. 17th, 2015

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GLYPTODONT GLYPTODONT FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD GLYPTODONT
WEALTH&FAME HE'S IGNORED PALM FRONDS ARE HIS REWARD
LOOK OUT HERE COMES A GLYPTODONT

GLYPTODONT GLYPTODONT ARMORED RODENT A GLYPTODONT
IS HE STRONG LISTEN BUB
HE'S GOT A TAIL SHAPED LIKE A CLUB

re superhero theme tunes. My idea for a Hulk theme. You'd have some sort of opening lyric about BRUCE BANNER PHYSICS GENIUS, AND THEN...

... the instrumentals would simply become random noises and banging drums, and the vocals would be incoherent yelling for about a minute...

... and then you'd get this surf guitar reverb and the lyrics would just be HULK.

The Grid is a digital frontier & he's basically envisioning packet transfer, but what I know about that doesn't match how Tron Legacy looks.

"I've seen Seabees glittering in their armor at the biCMOS gate. And now all these... memories will be lost like tears in the rain." #Nerdy

Okay swapping out Daft Punk soundtracks b/c I can talk kinda more coherently about Zentraedi & space guitars than about packet refresh rate.

#BritishSexPositions the "Bitsa Wispa." The "Curly Wurly." The "Dairy Milk Giant Buttons." The "good Lord, you don't just TALK about that!"

"Tories and Britain's working classes," recommended only for people with a LOT of experience with anal fisting. #BritishSexPositions"

Privatizing British Rail," #BritishSexPositions

#BritishSexPositions and of course, there's celibacy, better known as the "BBC's fair representation of Green Party candidates."

CRAP it's the part of Krull where Colwyn's broken the transaxle and is just grinding metal and the Wolfen are closing in. #HornerSoundtracks

And then they beam down to the Genesis planet to find the Glaive! #HornerSoundtracks

[K] So. I'm seriously thinking of doing the 50 Shades movie run. Dressed in leathers. Carrying a notepad to say what they do right and wrong.

[K] I am *also* seriously considering walking to the front window dressed, and with a straight face say "One for Spongebob Squarepants, please."

@K Fifty Shades of Spongebob, about Spongebob and Patrick hitting each other with paddles because they think it's hilarious.

@K ... and it'd feature Squidward as a shibari expert who knows the Real Way to do BDSM and that the pair are Doing It Wrong.

@K ...and it'd have a vague plot about Plankton trying to sell posture collars to outcompete our heroes' shop, "Mr. K Leather."

"Instead of a Dark Lord you shall have a QUEEN! My scales are like armor! My claws are like knives! ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR!" #Drgns

"Hot Partly Naked Reptile Women" is one of D&D's tropes much like "Robed Skeletal Figures." I'm sure Paizo HAS tried to combine them.

The Pathfinder Guide to Hot Partly Naked Reptile Women. (There's at least 3-4 monsters that fit that theme.)

thump thump BANG
cynodont cynodont EINS ZWEI DREI VIER
I WANT TO BE WITH THE CYNODONT GIRL
I COULD BE HAPPY THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH HER

(Oh yeah. When I filk "Cinnamon Girl" I'm thinking of the Type O Neg cover. Sort of like the way "Spider Man" is the Ramones version right?)

IS HE STRONG LISTEN MA
HE'S GOT TUSKS IN HIS LOWER JAW
LOOK OUT HERE COMES THE GOMPHOTHERE

So put me in the wheelchair and in the time machine
Hurry hurry hurry to the Oligocene
I can't control my fingers I can't control my spleen

You are my soy sauce, my only soy sauce o/~

Am disappointed that 50 Shades of Grey has nothing to do with how after falling through Moria with the Balrog, he becomes Gandalf the White.

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